Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Intense Inflorescence: Day Tripping at the 70th Annual Santa Barbara International Orchid Show

Photography by Ryan Benoit

Sultry and complicated and scandalously expressive, the orchid has a way of bringing out bee-like behavior in even the most sensible of people. (And on the flip side, making bees act a bit like delusion-prone human beings.) And friends, did Ryan and I ever swarm swarm swarm last weekend when the 70th Santa Barbara Orchid Show opened its doors. We drove the hour and a half north of Los Angeles and slid into a colorful — and goodness, fragrant — showground full of some of the most rare and spectacular members of the the Orchidaceae family, and all the people who love, grow and are driven mad (by desire, interest, frustration, you name it) them.

I read aloud from Susan Orlean’s The Orchid Thief the whole way up the 101.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

In the middle of the recent heat wave, we headed to Earl Warren Show Grounds in Santa Barbara to check out hothouse flowers from around the world.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

We were welcomed by this fragrant cascade of flowers: Cymbidium Langleyense = Cymbidium devonianum x Cymbidium lowianum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

From just a little ways down the coast, Orchids Royale of Carpinteria, CA, presented this layered display of Paphiopedilums. ‘Paphs’ are commonly known as lady-slipper orchids. (The full name is pronounced paff-ee-oh-PED-dih-lum.)

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

The tall pink and purple blooms you see here are Schomburgkia undulata, native to Trinidad, Panama, Colombia, Peru and Venezuela.

Where to even begin? Orchidaceae is home to over 22,000 species in 880 genera. That’s four times the number of mammal species and twice the number for birds. The wild diversity and sculptural (and often quite_uncanny) shapes of many of these (often epiphytic, like air plants) plants famously gave rise to the orchid hunting culture of the Victorian Era, when expeditions would trek deep into faraway forests to bring back rare flowers for collectors to display in their Mayfair drawing rooms.

We’ve been dreaming in orchids ever since. The blooms we saw included the mind-bending “slipper” shapes of paphiopedilums in colors ranging from throbbing plum to soft yellow, luxe downpours of cymbidiums, the minimalist spaceships of masdevallias, the “dancing ladies” of the oncidium genus, and light-as-air foxtails of dendrobiums, aka rock lilies. Then there was the bloom that looked exactly like a certain emoji. Specimens came from countries around the world — Japan, India, Australia, Borneo, Colombia, Ecuador and the U.S., just to name a few.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Miltoniopsis hybrids in foreground. This year’s theme was ‘Celebrate with Orchids’ in honor of the show’s 70th anniversary. Display by Gallup & Stribling.

We Snapchatted suggestive footage back to friends on the East Coast. (Just joined! Find us there at thehorticult.) The Orchid Doctor was in, and many attendees lined up for his advice.

“We are thrilled to share that for 2015, we had a record-breaking number of plant entries, as well as our highest attendance to date,” says George Hatfield, Board President for the Santa Barbara International Orchid Show, via email. “We take this as a sign that more and more people are becoming fascinated with orchids, and our mutual obsession with orchids is blooming!”

The muggy climate inside wasn’t that much of a departure from the heat wave raging outside, but beyond that, we were transported to a beautiful new world. Below, take a look at the flowers that gave us all the fevered feelins…

—TH

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

We were bewitched by this oxblood stunner: Paph. Shin-Yi Pulsar x Paph. sukhakulii. in a display by J. Sloniker.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

And then we met, perhaps, its plump uncle: Paphiopedilum (Awasubihs Firewood x Ruby Voodoo) ‘Monsoon Fire.’

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Hatfield’s display of pendulous cymbidium orchids. It’s the third year in a row that a pendulous cymbidium was chosen as Grand Champion of Show.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Cymbidium Saigon Beauty ‘Aurora.’ Display by Hatfield.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

A mix of Dendrobium speciosum including var. hillii. Display by Santa Barbara Orchid Estate.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Rock lily and rock orchid are two common names for Dendrobium speciosum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Orchids get a sudden, surprising glamour when they grow in lush stoles like these. Above, Cymbidium Dorothy Stockstill ‘Forgotton Fruit.’

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Bill Robson received a show trophy for ‘Best Display 25 to 100 sq. ft. – Amateur.’

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Long, spiraling petals and intensely striped dorsal petals give this Paphiopedilum Chi Hua Dancer a theatrical vibe.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

A horticultural symphony! Display by Conejo Orchid Society.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Dig the gowns and coifs of these dancing lady oncidiums.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

We’d like to plant a whole screen full of these graphic paphs.

Paphipedilum orchid

Up close with an especially grand paph.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

A hair-raising phragmipedium. [Insert scream emoji here.]

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Dendrobium papilio ‘Rosminah’ AM/AOS by Don Brown won Best Orchid in Show. George Hatfield of the SB International Orchid Show calls it “an outstanding plant in that it has an exceptionally large flower for this species and has outstanding form. This flower is about twice the size of a regular Dendrobium papilio. It is also uncommon to see this flower in cultivation in the US.”

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

The uncommon bloom got a Gallup & Stribling trophy for its efforts.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

We were also intrigued by the slim leaves and softer-seeming petals of this Dendrobium papilio ‘Rosminah’ AM/AOS.

Dendrobium papilio 'Rosminah' AM/AOS won "Best in Show" at the Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

This display by the Huntington showed the biology behind the blooms and won Best Educational and/or Scientific Display. Six microscopes were set up to help visitors examine different parts of a dissected Paph.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Side view of an orchid column, which contains the plant’s reproductive parts.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Be still our hearts, which leap for the stark blooms of this Masdevallia Sunny Acres.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Restrepia antennifera.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Masdevallia Rebecca. The genus is called ‘masd’ for short.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Paphiopedilum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult
Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Not your officemate’s phalaenopsis: moth orchids and Phalaenopsis OX Golden Apple.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Lost in a sea of Dendrobium Nobile Comet King ‘Akatsuki’ (purple) and Dendrobium Nobile Love Memory (white).

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Doritaenopsis Chian Xen Pearl. Dtps. is an intergeneric hybrid between the orchid genera Doritis and Phalaenopsis (Dor × Phal). Fun, right?

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Bridge over petalled waters. Display by Ventura Farms.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Oncidium Jung Bao Gold.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

The textured, soulfully tonal Vanda Pure’s Wax No. 1.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

A bird-like flock of Paphiopedilum Genevieve Booth and Paph. Bernice.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Epidendrum orchids displayed by Beauti…Florist. Hey, how did that tillandsia get in here?

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

A closeup on those epis. We have red ones growing at the base of our loquat tree.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Paphiopedilum Fanaticum (malipoense x micranthum).

Ryan gets up close and personal with this Paph.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Check out that slipper! Another angle on the Paphiopedilum Fanaticum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Phragmipedium Don Wimber.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Phragmipedium caudatum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Paphiopedilum Fantastic World ‘Monsoon Cloudburst’ won Best Standard Complex Paphiopedilum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Paphiopedilum Fantastic World ‘Monsoon Cloudburst.’

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Paphiopedilum moquettianum. We admire the twisted, fuzzy petals resembling handlebar mustaches.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Polystachya paniculata.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Polystachy paniculata.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Rhyncholaelia digbyana is the national flower of Honduras, and is one of the most common sources of frills in hybrids.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Lycaste Abou First Spring kind of resembles friendly cartoon turtles, we think.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Broughtonia negrilensis.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Broughtonia negrilensis.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Dendrobium Green Elf x Andree Millar by H+R Nurseries.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Now to reveal our favorite display, by Andy’s Orchids. It was a box of small wonders, with spectacular and unusual orchids from South America, Asia and Oceana.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

The display was awarded the Harry B. Ireland Trophy for ‘Best Display 25 to 100 sq. ft. – Open.’

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Check out this gorgeous lineup planted by Andy’s Orchids.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Dendrobium aggregatum from India. How we wish we could grow this in some intersection of our home in need of glamming up!

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Stark, spindly Dendrobium canaliculatum.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

An Oberonia setigera and its cool ‘braided’ inflorescence.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

The iridescent magic of Bulbophyllum maximum catches the overhead lights.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Seasoned grower/consultant Bruce Kidd was on call as the ‘Orchid Doctor,’ and it seemed like he was nonstop the entire day addressing people’s orchid foibles. We trust this man! We made sure to get our questions answered as we prepare to embark on our own orchid journey back home.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Gold dust! Andy’s Orchids had a setup in the retail section of the show, with potted and mounted plants for sale.

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

We took home an Oncidium flexuosum for a soon-to-be-revealed project!

Santa Barbara Orchid Show - 2015 - Featured on The Horticult

Until next year!

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